Sunday, January 27, 2008

Early Progress Report

Thus far, my acts of clumsiness (defined as knocking things over, bumping into things, and breaking things) have not decreased much. On Thursday morning, I was especially sleepy thus contributing to several acts of clumsiness in a span of 10 minutes.

On my way to work, I had a revelation. It donned on me that there is a strong correlation between how sleepy I am and how clumsy I am. Feeling like I discovered a nugget of truth, I called BF up during a break and said, "I figured out why I am so clumsy!"
"Why?"
"I'm especially clumsy when I'm extremely tired!"
"Oh, is that so? [Half second pause] -- But hunny, you're ALWAYS tired!"

Dang it, he's right. Looks like this New Year's Resolution is bunk.

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